New Ludicrously Hot Boy-Toy Of Paris Hilton

This guy is gravely hot. He's a huge perfection over that Desperate Housewives kids.

His name's Alex Vaggo, he's according to InTouch, a Swedish tourist, which type of sounds similar to a kinky sex arrangement. Similar to, "Look, I do not want you to think I'm creepy or anything, it's just something I've always sorta required to try, will you do Swedish tourist with me?"
Anyway, Paris Hilton met him through common friends, and now I guess they are knocking uglies. Or burden the Swedish visitor. Whatsoever the kids are calling it these days.

I have to take this moment to relay a conversation I had with my grandfather yesterday.

Grandpa: So you must be busy these days, with OJ Simpson and Britney's meltdown.
Me: Yes, Grandpa, there are plenty of stories lately.
Grandpa: That Britney, she needs to get herself a good therapist.
Me: Yes, she certainly does.
Grandpa: Although I guess it's good she's going through so much drama, because Paris and Lindsay, they're really behaving themselves these days.
Me: [laugh hysterically]
Grandpa: Well it's true, they're both staying out of trouble.
Me: Grandpa, how do you know these things?
Grandpa: I read the paper, sweetie.