New Ludicrously Hot Boy-Toy Of Paris Hilton

This guy is gravely hot. He's a huge perfection over that Desperate Housewives kids.

His name's Alex Vaggo, he's according to InTouch, a Swedish tourist, which type of sounds similar to a kinky sex arrangement. Similar to, "Look, I do not want you to think I'm creepy or anything, it's just something I've always sorta required to try, will you do Swedish tourist with me?"
Anyway, Paris Hilton met him through common friends, and now I guess they are knocking uglies. Or burden the Swedish visitor. Whatsoever the kids are calling it these days.

I have to take this moment to relay a conversation I had with my grandfather yesterday.

Grandpa: So you must be busy these days, with OJ Simpson and Britney's meltdown.
Me: Yes, Grandpa, there are plenty of stories lately.
Grandpa: That Britney, she needs to get herself a good therapist.
Me: Yes, she certainly does.
Grandpa: Although I guess it's good she's going through so much drama, because Paris and Lindsay, they're really behaving themselves these days.
Me: [laugh hysterically]
Grandpa: Well it's true, they're both staying out of trouble.
Me: Grandpa, how do you know these things?
Grandpa: I read the paper, sweetie.

Paris Hilton Goes Underwear Shopping Yesterday

Paris Hilton had used up the shopping yesterday shopping, together with a stop at Agent Provocateur, which is a nice call because it looks like she could use a bra. It does not look like Maggie G's saucy ads motivated her to get anything though. And would seem that Paris Hilton spent a few time clutching her Blackberry Curve as she considered boots that are made to look like a bare leg wearing heels? What even are those? So weird, but something let know me if anyone would wear 'em it would completely be Miss Hilton. I'm convinced Paris Hilton has room for them in her fitness room turned shoe secret.