Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Paris Hilton Was Seen A James Blunt Gig In Toronto


Sporting a dark wig in expects of going unnoticed, Paris Hilton was seen attending a James Blunt gig in Toronto, Canada on Monday night.

Located in the VIP part of the C Lounge place, Paris Hilton’ disguise did not do all that a lot excellent, as she was noticed approximately immediately.

The finding will inevitably show the way to chatter of a rekindling relation between Paris Hilton and James Blunt, as the pair had been lovingly connected in the past and “were even reported to have performed a duo of the Grease hit ‘Summer Nights’ while at a birthday party as one.”

Monday, September 24, 2007

Paris Hilton - Schtick in Canada



Paris Hilton did what she does best over the weekend--that's correct; she demonstrated up to assist endorse a club. Paris stopped by the Tribe Hyperclub in Montreal, Canada and drew awareness from the throng that had meets outside the club.

"I love Montreal," Hilton said as she left her hotel en route to the club. Shouts of "Paris, I love you!" could be heard from a crowd of about 60 onlookers who gathered in front of the St. James Hotel. A black SUV with bodyguards transported Hilton about 100 metres to the club, where dozens of fans had waited hours for her arrival.

I still don't precisely appreciate how someone who doesn't really do something can have fans, but whatever. I shouldn't try to break my brain, annoying to figure it out. As an alternative, I should focus on the odd boy band affiliate traits in one of these pictures, which is dress in all white. I don't recognize what's more bothering that his outfit make knows his nipples and underwear, or that he's gripping a clipboard, designating that he's really dressed that way as his JOB.

Saturday, September 22, 2007

New Ludicrously Hot Boy-Toy Of Paris Hilton

This guy is gravely hot. He's a huge perfection over that Desperate Housewives kids.

His name's Alex Vaggo, he's according to InTouch, a Swedish tourist, which type of sounds similar to a kinky sex arrangement. Similar to, "Look, I do not want you to think I'm creepy or anything, it's just something I've always sorta required to try, will you do Swedish tourist with me?"
Anyway, Paris Hilton met him through common friends, and now I guess they are knocking uglies. Or burden the Swedish visitor. Whatsoever the kids are calling it these days.

I have to take this moment to relay a conversation I had with my grandfather yesterday.

Grandpa: So you must be busy these days, with OJ Simpson and Britney's meltdown.
Me: Yes, Grandpa, there are plenty of stories lately.
Grandpa: That Britney, she needs to get herself a good therapist.
Me: Yes, she certainly does.
Grandpa: Although I guess it's good she's going through so much drama, because Paris and Lindsay, they're really behaving themselves these days.
Me: [laugh hysterically]
Grandpa: Well it's true, they're both staying out of trouble.
Me: Grandpa, how do you know these things?
Grandpa: I read the paper, sweetie.

Paris Hilton Goes Underwear Shopping Yesterday



Paris Hilton had used up the shopping yesterday shopping, together with a stop at Agent Provocateur, which is a nice call because it looks like she could use a bra. It does not look like Maggie G's saucy ads motivated her to get anything though. And would seem that Paris Hilton spent a few time clutching her Blackberry Curve as she considered boots that are made to look like a bare leg wearing heels? What even are those? So weird, but something let know me if anyone would wear 'em it would completely be Miss Hilton. I'm convinced Paris Hilton has room for them in her fitness room turned shoe secret.

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Paris Hilton Was Banned In Oktoberfest




The heiress Paris Hilton has been banned from Munich’s famed Oktoberfest for “devalue” last year’s event.

Locals were annoyed when the socialite, 26, arrived at the beer festival in plaits and traditional Bavarian dress to promote a brand of canned wine.

They blame the organizers of selling out and making the event, which kicks off again this weekend, look shabby.

Munich tourism chief Gabriele Weishaeupl declared yesterday that celebrity promotions “are completely prohibited by the new festival rules”.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Paris Hilton Refuses Adoption Claims


Paris Hilton has rubbished the complaints, which it projects to travel around the world and to adopt the handicapped children.

The recent reports claimed that the heiress of hotel lies out to follow in the footboards of Madonna and Angelina Jolie to adopt children of the countries in the process of development.

A source was reported like saying: “Paris had indicated, “You do not need a husband to have babies.” There are babies in the orphanages around the world, and it hopes to find four girls with the hair of blonde and the pretty eyes with which to give the name of Paris Hilton.

She had said people; I want one brooded of small minis poured ego. I will raise them to be the most famous women in the world.

But Paris Hilton struck now behind with the reports and required: People said that I adopt four babies of blonde. That is delayed! I am not.

However, it did not eliminate the idea in the future, admitting: “Perhaps me will at a certain point in my life, but me wants to have my own children initially.”

Sunday, September 16, 2007

Paris Hilton Is Very Rich By Now

At the time when you thought you had finally surrounded by ditches that the very unhealthy hatred of Paris Hilton, comes length this small news:

Paris Hilton to him was finally allowed (£60 million) the money of transmission $120,000,000.

The heiress of hotel received the lump sum of her father who said to be impressed by his direction of the businesses.

William Barron Hilton who turns the 80 next months - had previously retained fortune because he wanted to be sure Paris Hilton, 26, was “ripe” to handle the money enough.

But now it seems that it is more than happy of part with its million and hopes that Paris will be sensitive with him.

Paris Hilton was seen see celebrating the news outside by ordering champagne and partying in the night with friends Dave Navarro, 40, and Kevin Zegers, 22.

Obviously, Paris Hilton’s father has advanced the insanity, because no matter who thinks that Paris Hilton will be “levelhaeaded” and “matures” with Anything other than, say, a Q-Incline (and even It is negotiable) must have a certain kind to fail mental. Ah, well do we know that since the Paris Hilton’s prison turned over a new whole sheet, right? Thus will this money place widows and orphans, correct?

I know. I just had to throw that outside there, however.